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03.06.2012 - We are back!
Quite a while since the last update! We are back, with something like 8 or 9 new demos! Check out the renewed prods section with beautiful blue background, and also check www.littlebitchard.com and kurli.pp.fi while you're at it.
06.04.2010 - ... Are we back?
Isoljator remixed was released at BP2010. WTF?!?!?!
30.01.2007 - Greetings
As decipher of resident and youth uprising pointed out, for some mind-numbing reason we apparently never greeted conspiracy in any of our productions, so here:

Greetings to Conspiracy!

... And now a special message from George W.

18.09.2006 - WE ARE DEAD
Actually we're not dead, we just had to leave planet Earth and return to our home planet Kewltron, 216 lightyears away from here. It's been fun but it's time for us to reload our warp drive and do something else (tm) for a change.

Check out the last prods from Assembly 2006: 64k intro Aesterozoa and demo "1995", links and stuff in prods section. Oh and fuckings to Assembly organizing. It's been almost a month and a half from the party and we still haven't got our prizes nor a single email from the organizers considering them, even though several emails have been sent to them.
13.08.2005 - Ports
Although we are officially dead (over 1 year since last release) there's stuff coming out with our name on it. Variform has been ported to OSX and Linux, and XMIX to OSX (Linux port coming out soon too). Big thanks to Scoopr and Marq/Fit for the ports. See Prods- section for downloads.
08.11.2004 - Bitfilm Festival
Kewlers submitted Protozoa for Bitfilm Festival 2004 held in Hamburg, Germany. We are happy to see that people who went to see the Bitfilms are apparently very intelligent because we won the competition.
09.08.2004 - Assembly, Scene Event & Breakpoint stuff
Blargh, long time since last update. There are some new demos available from us, check out the prods-section
30.03.2004 - Breakpoint 2004
Some kewlers posse will be present at the Breakpoint multimedia festival, held somewhere in germany (i guess). Here's some info about our forthcoming demo.
27.01.2004 - Kewlie Awards 2003
Kewlers is proud to announce the annual Kewlie Awards (tm) 2003. For the very first time in demoscene history, the worst demos and intros are given what they deserve. The winners will be selected by a jury, consisting of ~20 well-known demoscenenes. The winners will be announced in the kewlers' website, sometime during the spring. Stay tuned for more info and dates, as well as full list of categories, that will be announced soon.
29.07.2003 - Assembly 2003
Kewlers is attending the Assembly multimedia Computer festival. You can reach us at the Boozembly area. Instead of a screenshot, here's a photo that describes our forthcoming demo a lot better...
04.07.2003 - Stream 2003, Part II
Some updates, check out the prods and members sections.
18.06.2003 - Stream 2003
Some kewlers posse will be present at the Stream multimedia festival, held in Pirkkala, Finland Here's some preview of our forthcoming demo.
22.04.2003 - keWlers got three statues that look like Visualice/Haujobb
Breakpoint 2003 hosted the scene.org awards 2002. Variform was nominated for four categories and won three (best demo, best effects, best music). Check out the site for more info. Prolly some photos and stuff will be here lator, stay tuned.
22.04.2003 - breakpoint'03 - part II
Breakpoint 2003 is over, kewlers placed 7th in the democompo, which is quite ok considering the demo wasn't meant to please big audiences. Oh yeah, we'd like to send

big fuckings

to everyone who expected something like variform part two. We're not going to sequels just because people like something we did... Check out the prods-section for more details about our BP demo Protozoa.
15.04.2003 - breakpoint'03
Some kewlers posse will be present at the Breakpoint multimedia festival, held somewhere in germany (i guess). Here's some preview of our forthcoming demo.
03.04.2003 - site opened
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